My title is a quote from Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. My name is Amber and I'm a full-time student and a part-time pizza-maker. I love all music, am obsessed with Harry Potter, and reading and Tumblr are my entire life.
SOME MEN ARE JUST TOO INTERESTING TO DIE
This is why Tom Hiddleston is slowly taking over the world.
“I hate you” she whispered as she reblogged this post
Now I’m convinced that he’s best friends with the White Witch of Narnia.
(via heyyyitskaitlin)
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
holy shit!
putting the US to shame.
four for you, venezuela.
(via imjustgonnagoread)
LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
Are you telling me that if you were an arms length away from Ed Sheeran you wouldn’t pounce? Pussy bitches.
so did madam hooch just give up on flying lessons for harry’s year after her first attempt like ‘his entire year isn’t trustworthy on the ground im not putting them in the fucking sky’
(via fortylinestare)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
I heard about this on the news this morning—after all the awful stories of deaths and disillusionment and cruelty, and it made me cry.
(Source: casualcynic, via facedeskidiot)
